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7 Reasons Why Parents Must Always ALWAYS Carefully Read Warning Labels

As a new parent, I’ve noticed that pretty much EVERY SINGLE baby product includes a prominent, scary warning label. Words like DIED and STRANGLED and SUFFOCATED are in big and bold and are very SCARY to a new parent. I’ve … Continue reading

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Sample Schedule For A 3 Month Old Breast Fed Baby

I looked online for sample schedules for babies and couldn’t really find many that reflected my situation, so I decided to make one to share. Enjoy! 5 AM Wake up to screaming baby. Stick boob into baby’s mouth in a side … Continue reading

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10 Kids Product Ideas That Were Totally Shitcanned

I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I’ve never gotten so many gifts in my life as I did when my son was born. Old friends came out of the woodwork to give us presents. Even strangers sent us mobiles, … Continue reading

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So…I’m Sort Of A Mom Now aka 5 Things “They” Never Told Me About Childbirth

Hey there, old friends. It’s been awhile since I’ve written. I’ve kinda been busy, bringing life into the world and nurturing it and shit. Oh, and also really trying to get a handle on the whole, “being a mom” thing. … Continue reading

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HOT NEWS: #WomenInComedy2016, Kotex Period Pop-Up Shop, NY Funny Songs Fest + more

Hello! I haven’t seen you in awhile. You look thin! Is everything OK? It’s been a pretty dope April-May, I have to say. Besides the fact that I’ve gained 15 pounds or so due to this impending baby (dropping late … Continue reading

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A List of Men Who Harassed Me During My Decade Plus In Comedy

[Note: I had no idea that this post could possibly be conceived as an anti-feminist piece. My intention always was to express my personal experience in comedy. I’m rather fond of this piece, so I think I’ll leave it up for … Continue reading

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The Monthly Visitor: December 2016 – TimeOutNY, Arkansas, Laphroaig etc

Happy December, friends. I’m super excited for 2016, it’s going to be a great year! (Even years are historically better for me than odd years.) I love resolutions. I love the idea that every year, I almost get a clean … Continue reading

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Hot News: Howard Stern, Tampon Ornaments + The List

  Here is a round up of some of the most exciting things going on associated with my comedy and work right now… HOWARD STERN There is no better way I can think of to have been woken up this morning than … Continue reading

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A Record Breaking, Trash Bag Full of Comedy + Press This Week

              This was a big week for comedy and press for me. Last week, I was walking and a shirtless weirdo complimented me and I said thank you but that wasn’t enough—he decided to … Continue reading

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THE HUMAN JUKEBOX RIDES AGAIN

A few weeks ago, I took my “Human Jukebox” jam party to the internet for the first time and I’ve been delighted by the response. Turns out people dig covers, which is why wedding and bar bands are bringing in the big … Continue reading

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