Author Archives: Jessica Delfino

Happy New Year, Y’alls

I haven’t been updating my blog much lately because I’ve been keeping busy writing a new blog on Medium called One And Done Mom about being a new mom of just one baby. I also tweet at @OneAndDoneMom. There’s also a … Continue reading

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One And Done Mom

I’m a comedian, though I don’t get on stage as much as I like to or used to any time before I was 8 months pregnant. I am a writer, an artist and I make tampon ornaments for the holidays … Continue reading

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My Son Is Obsessed With BeatBelle

I took my 1 year old into a toy store on a whim, just to take a walk through and see if anything caught his eye. At home, his favorite toys are empty plastic bottles, anything gross and whatever he shouldn’t … Continue reading

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The Archetypes Of My Apartment Complex

Every building has a cast of characters and mine is no different. Let me set the scene for you a little bit. I live in a very old school building that you have to get on a list to live … Continue reading

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Just Your Typical 4:32 am Post

They say if you’re a writer you will write. “You will find time,” they say. They say, “Just write a little bit every day.” Some set alarms to wake up early to write for an hour before the baby gets up. Some … Continue reading

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Mama’s got a brand new reel

Thanks to the patience and ability of Ms. Jorja Hudson, I am able to share my new reel with you today. I’ve spent the last year working hard at being a good mom and not doing much of anything else. … Continue reading

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7 Healthy Easy Meals That Every Brand New Busy Tired Hungry First-Time Mom Can Totally Toss Together With Her Eyes Closed (Or Swollen Shut From Lack Of Sleep / Crying) + A Few Handy Food Tips and a Shopping List

Top L to Bottom R: Oatmeal photo gallery with incredible assortment of delectable topping choices I know, mama, and on behalf of all moms everywhere, WE know. This next few months is going to knock you on your ass, babe, but you’ll … Continue reading

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Photo Tutorial: How To Clip Baby’s Nails

I’ve gotten so many emails from my readers asking, “How do I clip my baby’s nails?” Just kidding. I’ve gotten zero emails from readers asking that. But people always write that on their blog posts and I wanted, for one … Continue reading

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Mommy And Me Macarons – An Easy Macaron Recipe For Anyone With A Baby

I’m one of those kooky moms who does things with a baby. Here is a picture of me last weekend cross country skiing with the poor little guy strapped to my chest. Trust me when I say these activities are … Continue reading

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Has Anyone Seen This Bear?

At approximately 9:14 a.m. this morning, I rolled my son over to do tummy time and I discovered this: It’s what appears to be the hand print of a…bear? Dog? What kind of animal would paw at my son’s behind … Continue reading

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