My college debt is out of control, so I am handling it like any one in my place should-every 3 months when Sallie Mae calls me, I put my loan “on hold” and entertain myself (and certainly the operators) by goading them in various ways, such as via improvised song-until one day I can figure a way out of this mess.
Enjoy! If you like it, please buy a Christmas (or Hanukkah) tampon ornament or my ridiculous Christmas album or one of my other, even weirder songs.
Thank you!